Actually made from alien substances

These substances ate the peoples

effective cat repellent, which caused

a pandemic called 1903158 which

devoured the sheep race and

also the man bear pig

then caused the whole word

To be infected by annoying

little droids who build ships
(:P)

which are actually quite good.

Then the crunchy cheese puff

had a fantastic idea which

involved sneaking around behind secret

chamber that is secretly kept

in an unknown location somewhere

in area 52 hidden by

area 53 inside area 52

by Broonie the AREA creator ...
o.O lol

which caused Areaception but then

turned into inception which confused

every hobo in the world

Shortly after, the hobos understood:

They had an important mission

To kill all other hobo's!

So they called Solid Snake.