5 word story take 2

Stevetaz, Thu Mar 22 2012, 06:02PM

Broonie was happy when he...
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Squippit, Thu Mar 22 2012, 06:30PM

was typing one-handed because he
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Ryona4, Thu Mar 22 2012, 06:39PM

Could only type jkl; and
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, Thu Mar 22 2012, 07:42PM

the entire encyclopedia Britannica backwards.
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, Thu Mar 22 2012, 08:42PM

he had decided then to
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Stevetaz, Thu Mar 22 2012, 09:05PM

Unleaded hell on the players
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, Thu Mar 22 2012, 09:25PM

because he had a toothpick
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Squippit, Thu Mar 22 2012, 09:35PM

capable of poking holes in
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Miniguy, Thu Mar 22 2012, 10:00PM

people's souls; followed by constant
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Soul_UK, Thu Mar 22 2012, 10:34PM

desire to pick his nose
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dubien, Thu Mar 22 2012, 10:46PM

because dubien was angry that
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Heralen, Fri Mar 23 2012, 12:54AM

he did not receive his
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, Fri Mar 23 2012, 01:49AM

daily milk feeding from a
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BRooNiE, Fri Mar 23 2012, 03:29PM

51.27 year old cows smelly
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dubien, Fri Mar 23 2012, 03:39PM

teats so he was very
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Stevetaz, Fri Mar 23 2012, 03:49PM

Happy that there was a
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beagrie, Fri Mar 23 2012, 05:52PM

bottle of breast milk from
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, Fri Mar 23 2012, 09:25PM

his mother, he then decided
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Stevetaz, Fri Mar 23 2012, 10:51PM

That steve and qotsa should
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Hotmage100, Fri Mar 23 2012, 10:53PM

make some sandwich with have
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, Fri Mar 23 2012, 11:18PM

forty year old tuna fish
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Heralen, Sat Mar 24 2012, 12:11AM

and two tons of cheese.
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, Sat Mar 24 2012, 12:17AM

and a helping of horseradish
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Squippit, Sat Mar 24 2012, 05:39AM

After devouring his meal, Broonie
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beagrie, Sat Mar 24 2012, 07:24AM

vomited for 40 days and
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, Sat Mar 24 2012, 10:34AM

nights. It filled up the
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, Sat Mar 24 2012, 12:09PM

toilet with some unknown piece
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dubien, Sat Mar 24 2012, 04:06PM

of the sacred crown of
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, Sat Mar 24 2012, 04:17PM

infinite un-ending boredom, he then
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, Sat Mar 24 2012, 07:48PM

went away to the land
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Stevetaz, Sat Mar 24 2012, 09:02PM

To help sgt_blinky with his
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Ryona4, Sat Mar 24 2012, 09:49PM

Cat stuck in a blender who
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Heralen, Sun Mar 25 2012, 12:54AM

was secretly a cow and
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dubien, Sun Mar 25 2012, 01:59AM

could barely fit in the
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, Sun Mar 25 2012, 10:21AM

pink tutu supplied by Q.
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Hotmage100, Sun Mar 25 2012, 12:26PM

They tried to pull the
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Ryona4, Sun Mar 25 2012, 01:48PM

tutu off but it got
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, Sun Mar 25 2012, 02:36PM

stuck around the cat-cows
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dubien, Sun Mar 25 2012, 04:17PM

Giant teats which were very
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, Sun Mar 25 2012, 08:19PM

Sour tasting, cheesy, hairy and
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Ryona4, Sun Mar 25 2012, 09:25PM

Smelled like a llamas tasty
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, Sun Mar 25 2012, 09:30PM

left nut sack. Because of
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dubien, Sun Mar 25 2012, 09:42PM

this the tutu ripped and
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Ryona4, Mon Mar 26 2012, 03:28AM

Spilled the beans and let
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Heralen, Mon Mar 26 2012, 03:31AM

all the evil inside loose.
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, Mon Mar 26 2012, 01:12PM

This wasn't just any evil ...
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beagrie, Mon Mar 26 2012, 02:07PM

... this was M&S evil. Suddenly
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, Mon Mar 26 2012, 04:04PM

The evil became more evil!
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, Mon Mar 26 2012, 06:27PM

As fast as lightning the
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, Mon Mar 26 2012, 08:12PM

cabbage jumped out of the
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beagrie, Mon Mar 26 2012, 08:25PM

bag with a big flourish
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, Mon Mar 26 2012, 08:45PM

and launched itself at minecraftblock0
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droid225, Mon Mar 26 2012, 10:40PM

Private luxery beauty spa that
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Ryona4, Tue Mar 27 2012, 12:15AM

Sparkled like a vampire in
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dubien, Tue Mar 27 2012, 01:16AM

Whiterun during daytime which was
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Ryona4, Tue Mar 27 2012, 02:11AM

Covered with dragons and more
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, Tue Mar 27 2012, 01:16PM

ham than anyone could imagine.
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, Tue Mar 27 2012, 03:31PM

Eventually, after nightfall, the whole
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, Tue Mar 27 2012, 03:33PM

world turned to cheese which
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beagrie, Tue Mar 27 2012, 06:56PM

smelt strongly of Sekoj's feet
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, Tue Mar 27 2012, 08:26PM

sekoj was sued because of
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droid225, Tue Mar 27 2012, 08:27PM

that caused a geographical Crisis
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Ryona4, Wed Mar 28 2012, 02:23AM

(xD posts at the same time!) how wide and smelly his
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dubien, Wed Mar 28 2012, 03:10AM

feet were. The suer was
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Ryona4, Wed Mar 28 2012, 03:48AM

the undead martin luther who
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Hotmage100, Wed Mar 28 2012, 07:30AM

killed by Hotmage100, now he
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, Wed Mar 28 2012, 01:24PM

was seeking revenge in any
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, Thu Mar 29 2012, 12:05AM

diabolical undead way, then he
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, Thu Mar 29 2012, 01:42AM

teamed up with the super
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dubien, Thu Mar 29 2012, 03:16AM

carpet and ate all the
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Heralen, Thu Mar 29 2012, 11:22AM

world's pizza. Later he found
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, Thu Mar 29 2012, 04:11PM

out that the cake was
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, Thu Mar 29 2012, 06:29PM

a lie and surrendered to
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, Thu Mar 29 2012, 06:30PM

the pie which told the
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dubien, Thu Mar 29 2012, 09:35PM

cookie that ice cream was
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droid225, Thu Mar 29 2012, 10:33PM

Actually made from alien substances
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Ryona4, Thu Mar 29 2012, 11:10PM

These substances ate the peoples
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, Mon Apr 02 2012, 11:45PM

effective cat repellent, which caused
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Heralen, Tue Apr 03 2012, 12:00AM

a pandemic called 1903158 which
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, Tue Apr 03 2012, 10:34AM

devoured the sheep race and
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, Tue Apr 03 2012, 02:51PM

also the man bear pig
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Hotmage100, Tue Apr 03 2012, 02:55PM

then caused the whole word
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droid225, Tue Apr 03 2012, 03:00PM

To be infected by annoying
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, Wed Apr 04 2012, 05:05PM

little droids who build ships
(:P)
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, Wed Apr 04 2012, 05:20PM

which are actually quite good.
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dubien, Wed Apr 04 2012, 08:04PM

Then the crunchy cheese puff
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, Wed Apr 04 2012, 10:21PM

had a fantastic idea which
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, Wed Apr 04 2012, 10:23PM

involved sneaking around behind secret
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Hotmage100, Thu Apr 12 2012, 12:12PM

chamber that is secretly kept
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Changyeo1999, Thu Apr 12 2012, 01:48PM

in an unknown location somewhere
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, Thu Apr 12 2012, 02:03PM

in area 52 hidden by
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BRooNiE, Thu Apr 12 2012, 02:15PM

area 53 inside area 52
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Hotmage100, Thu Apr 12 2012, 02:16PM

by Broonie the AREA creator ...
o.O lol
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msski, Thu Apr 12 2012, 09:01PM

which caused Areaception but then
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, Thu Apr 12 2012, 09:30PM

turned into inception which confused
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Heralen, Fri Apr 13 2012, 03:03AM

every hobo in the world
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Squippit, Fri Apr 13 2012, 04:31AM

Shortly after, the hobos understood:
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Heralen, Fri Apr 13 2012, 05:02AM

They had an important mission
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, Fri Apr 13 2012, 11:59AM

To kill all other hobo's!
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, Fri Apr 13 2012, 01:55PM

So they called Solid Snake.
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naske5, Fri Apr 13 2012, 04:43PM

that could eat a whole
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, Fri Apr 13 2012, 04:44PM

Who suprisingly wasnt a snake...
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, Fri Apr 13 2012, 05:57PM

He was a Snake Eater
(Cookies for the people who get the reference.)
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Ryona4, Fri Apr 13 2012, 11:04PM

Who like to eat snakes
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, Sat Apr 14 2012, 02:29PM

and snakes he ate. All
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Hotmage100, Sat Apr 14 2012, 03:16PM

his life was eating snakes.
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Heralen, Sat Apr 14 2012, 06:34PM

However, one of the snakes
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, Sat Apr 14 2012, 06:36PM

Ate the snake eater, so...
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Ryona4, Sat Apr 14 2012, 11:15PM

it was Snake eater-ception
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Squippit, Sat Apr 14 2012, 11:18PM

The only logical thing to
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, Sun Apr 15 2012, 12:40AM

do was to run to
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, Sun Apr 15 2012, 12:52AM

The snake eating school, to...
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Ryona4, Sun Apr 15 2012, 03:27AM

Fly on angry waffles who
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Heralen, Sun Apr 15 2012, 03:36AM

for some reason really liked
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, Sun Apr 15 2012, 01:22PM

The awesome epic snake eater.
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, Sun Apr 15 2012, 02:45PM

Then magically he died horribly
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, Sun Apr 15 2012, 04:51PM

While sucking a snake's teats
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Ryona4, Mon Apr 16 2012, 01:37AM

He loved to play computer
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, Mon Apr 16 2012, 12:51PM

He was resurrected by Blinky
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, Mon Apr 16 2012, 02:04PM

whom decided to put him
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Stevetaz, Mon Apr 16 2012, 03:47PM

In his pocket and take
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, Mon Apr 16 2012, 04:08PM

His son and teach him.
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, Mon Apr 16 2012, 06:40PM

about the dark art of
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Ryona4, Mon Apr 16 2012, 10:28PM

Making wine on the moon
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Heralen, Tue Apr 17 2012, 04:55AM

while singing bad kesha songs.
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Squippit, Tue Apr 17 2012, 11:56AM

He then proceeded to do
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Discharge, Tue Apr 17 2012, 01:56PM

the fandango but he wouldn't
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Stevetaz, Tue Apr 17 2012, 04:04PM

Ask blinky to Join because
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Stevetaz, Tue Apr 17 2012, 04:06PM


Ask qotsa to Join because

Stevetaz
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, Tue Apr 17 2012, 04:18PM

Qotsa didnt want to for

(Whats with the quoting steve?)
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beagrie, Tue Apr 17 2012, 07:54PM

religious reasons, for the holy
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, Tue Apr 17 2012, 09:55PM

patron of darkness had plans
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Stevetaz, Tue Apr 17 2012, 10:13PM

For crazy fools to be

(on iPod q pressed wrong thing)
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Ryona4, Wed Apr 18 2012, 12:46AM

The awesomest server in the
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Squippit, Wed Apr 18 2012, 12:59AM

entirety of the marble bag.
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Ryona4, Wed Apr 18 2012, 02:37AM

The marbles all rolled out
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, Wed Apr 18 2012, 02:50AM

causeing a huge safety issue
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Heralen, Wed Apr 18 2012, 02:59AM

because all the ducks were
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beagrie, Wed Apr 18 2012, 05:45AM

lined up in a row
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, Wed Apr 18 2012, 03:51PM

waiting to be hit by
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Discharge, Wed Apr 18 2012, 05:10PM

much larger ducks wearing special
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beagrie, Wed Apr 18 2012, 05:27PM

duck repellent feathers, which caused
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Soul_UK, Wed Apr 18 2012, 05:30PM

world society to dissolve into
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Ryona4, Wed Apr 18 2012, 11:48PM

Chaotic ramble and a large
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, Thu Apr 19 2012, 12:55PM

donut factory of doom and
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Soul_UK, Thu Apr 19 2012, 08:40PM

then Broonie said "this must
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Ryona4, Fri Apr 20 2012, 01:59AM

become more chaotic! so he
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Squippit, Fri Apr 20 2012, 11:46AM

added the most chaotic ingredient:
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, Fri Apr 20 2012, 06:30PM

Pineapples! Who would have thought
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, Fri Apr 20 2012, 08:19PM

that Broonie would be wearing
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beagrie, Fri Apr 20 2012, 08:25PM

pineapples to cover his large
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Ryona4, Sat Apr 21 2012, 03:42AM

Pair of shoes which he
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, Sat Apr 21 2012, 04:51PM

had to wear on his
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Ryona4, Sat Apr 21 2012, 05:57PM

Feet. He tried to jump off
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Heralen, Sat Apr 21 2012, 10:52PM

the world but he found
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Ryona4, Sun Apr 22 2012, 03:49AM

That gravity was stronger still.
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Hotmage100, Sun Apr 22 2012, 07:38AM

He bought rocket shoes to
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, Sun Apr 22 2012, 10:14AM

blast his way to the
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beagrie, Sun Apr 22 2012, 07:35PM

giant pineapple shaped planet called
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, Sun Apr 22 2012, 08:43PM

Yo momma. On this planet
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Heralen, Sun Apr 22 2012, 10:16PM

there were potato shaped aliens
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beagrie, Sun Apr 22 2012, 11:15PM

who were reincarnations of previous
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Ryona4, Wed Apr 25 2012, 12:19AM

Potato shaped aliens that always
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, Wed Apr 25 2012, 02:46PM

looked like potatoes, all the
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Ryona4, Wed Apr 25 2012, 11:27PM

aliens loved to eat fried
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Heralen, Thu Apr 26 2012, 02:25AM

worms for breakfast, lunch and
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, Thu Apr 26 2012, 06:15PM

lunch again, and maybe brunch
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Ryona4, Thu Apr 26 2012, 10:54PM

Sometimes lummer, but always ate