Broonie was happy when he...

was typing one-handed because he

Could only type jkl; and

the entire encyclopedia Britannica backwards.

he had decided then to

Unleaded hell on the players

because he had a toothpick

capable of poking holes in

people's souls; followed by constant

desire to pick his nose

because dubien was angry that

he did not receive his

daily milk feeding from a

51.27 year old cows smelly

teats so he was very

Happy that there was a

bottle of breast milk from

his mother, he then decided

That steve and qotsa should

make some sandwich with have

forty year old tuna fish

and two tons of cheese.

and a helping of horseradish

After devouring his meal, Broonie

vomited for 40 days and